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Piers Morgan is a Joke

Over on CNN, the culture war against guns is in full swing. Here’s the latest bit of propaganda from the show Piers Morgan Tonight, where the insufferable Piers Morgan regularly pretends to be knowledgeable, unbiased and informative.

Video

Video below, but I’m warning you it’s hard to watch after a minute or so.

His Questions

Piers has a lot of questions, but not a lot of (correct) answers. Being the helpful guy that I am, I’ll try to clear a few up for him. Please forgive the incorrect terminology, I’m transcribing the questions that were asked word for word.

What does an assault gun do for recreation?

Well, quite a lot. You should try it sometime. Just watch how much fun Mr. Colion Noir is having in the video below!

What is the purpose of an AR-15?

I’m glad you asked, I wrote a post about that.

Spoiler: the purpose is what you make of it.

How many bullets can an AR-15 fire per second?

How fast can you pull the trigger? 4 times per second? More or less depending on your ability.

Wrapping Up

I hope this helped educate you Mr. Morgan. Now please kindly leave my country and go home, you clearly don’t belong here.

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9 Responses to Piers Morgan is a Joke

  1. Mark Hummel December 20, 2012 at 3:36 pm #

    What I find funny is, Piers Morgan is the only person who thinks he’s intelligent!
    While I’m just as heartbroken as the rest of America over the Sandy Hook school massacre, the killer was someone who SHOULD’NT HAVE HAD ACCESS TO A GUN who shot and killed those kids. Responsible gun owners LOCK their guns and ammo.
    This will eventually blow over; the responsible gun owners will finally breathe easier when the anti-gun nut-jobs find something else to get all bent out of shape about.

  2. Robert Hathaway December 20, 2012 at 3:48 pm #

    I want to know where it is written that a firearms must have a sporting use. I find this thought process absurd!

  3. Jared Dana December 20, 2012 at 6:00 pm #

    Piers is sounding more and more like a “Springer shoe” participant with his attitude and demeanor. That is a typical “anti” tactic. Keep screaming at them and don’t give them a chance to respond, and then triumphantly declare that, ” You are unable to answer the question!” Makes me sick!

  4. Tim S. December 20, 2012 at 8:03 pm #

    I recently watched an interview he did with president of the gun owners of america and he ends up calling the guy an idiot and stupid. The guy is a total joke as you said. In fact, I was reading about him and he has had quite the confrontations with celebrities..Jeremy Clarkson, host of BBC TV Show Topgear punched him in the face 3 times. Just sad this guy gets paid to be an asshole.

    • Brandon December 20, 2012 at 8:05 pm #

      I love that Clarkson punched him in the face though. Hilarious.

  5. Cameron December 21, 2012 at 6:33 am #

    The idea that he is a qualified, unbiased journalist is a joke lost on too many people.

  6. Joseph B Campbell December 21, 2012 at 7:41 am #

    Although I do not like him because he is like the shooter himself; hateful, unintelligent bigot. I do find one redeeming characteristic. He became an American Citizen. As a citizen he has all the rights any of us have. He can say anything he wants, within the law. What bothers me is the fact that he has a television show and many sheeple who ignorantly believe everything he says. We need a celebrity who believes in the constitution to lead these sheeple to our point of view. So unless he gives up his citizenship do not attack the man, attack his message.

    • Rodney Eslinger January 9, 2013 at 1:28 am #

      from his own hand
      “No. I’m a US resident, British citizen RT @FindingMeJ13 @piersmorgan are you a US citizen?”
      It is a question that he has been asked several times. He can not file for citizenship in the United States till after he as taken care of his “Legal” issues in England (we have an extradition treaty with them), until he does that he is a resident alien nothing more (he has a green card and working visa).

      http://dailycaller.com/2012/12/23/wall-street-journal-columnist-explains-how-to-deport-piers-morgan/
      He can be deported, with little to no trouble at all.

  7. Frank Sharpe December 25, 2012 at 8:40 pm #

    Piers is NOT a US citizen.